Undetached Rabbit Parts
Wow, now I see why you all have been begging me to come join the party of undetached proportions. You guys are way too serious. What this place is in need of a little less life and death and a little more sarcasm, paired with a healthy dose of cynicism.
I know what you're thinking; I, like you, have trouble tempering my obsessive compulsive tendency towards contemplating my opinions on the "real" issues of the day. I can hear you crying out to yourselves as you read the words on this page, wanting to free yourselves from this burden, yet wondering how and where to begin balancing your need to recede from your thoughts about politics, pontifs, and procreation.
The best place to start this process is, oddly enough, by rediscovering the place of mind where most philosophers are created. If it's been so long you've forgot where you began, have no fear, you can be brought back by uttering a simple phrase. Repeat after me: "In the beginning, there were people not so smart as me." Good. Now, the people we are concerned with are also known by the moniker "fools." I think the best thing we can do for the bunny at this juncture is to get back to our roots and start talking about foolishness.
As much as I'd love to continue talking about this part of the population, alas, as a result of thinking about my humble beginnings, I'm (gasp)...I'm all verklempt (sniff) talk amongst yourselves...
I'll give you some talking points.
A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.
No man is so foolish, but he may sometimes give another good counsel, and no man so wise that he may not easily err if he takes no other counsel than his own. He that is taught only by himself has a fool for a master.
Hunter S. Thompson
Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it.
Henry David Thoreau
He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas of any man I ever met.